Hello folks. Happy Thanksgiving Day. God Bless You All.
Apologies for not being around on Tuesday, things were just busy, busy, busy, but we did miss you! Well, here we go again -relax and enjoy.
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…and I’m Ginger.
And last March Britain accused Russia of using a chemical weapon in an attempted assassination of a Russian citizen in Salisbury and Brian Maggot reported in his ‘Maggot Patch’ column in the ‘Daily Upton’ how Britain’s claims didn’t stack up and it could well be a cover story because Porton Down, the chemical and biological weapons facility, is less than 10 miles from Salisbury.
Now, Britain has got all excited again because they identified 2 Russians, who appeared on ‘Russia Today’ on September 13th, saying they were innocent.
Brian Maggot has been looking into the case again and this is how he sees it, in the form of an episode of the quiz show ‘The Chase.’
Question number one is “Are you Russian assassins, who were sent to Salisbury on a job last March?”
Is the answer either “No, we’re not,” “Yes, we are” or “Yes, we are Russian intelligence, but no, we were not sent to poison anyone in Salisbury?”
And the correct answer is “Yes, we are Russia intelligence, but no, we were not sent to poison anyone in Salisbury.”
Next question. “Why did you come to Salisbury?”
Is it “We were tourists,” “We knew the poisoned man and were asked to come to Salisbury because we used to work together” or “We wanted to see the world-famous Salisbury cathedral spire?”
And the correct answer is “We knew the poisoned man and were asked to come to Salisbury because we used to work together.”
Next question. “The British government say you had the novichok poison in your luggage. You say you did not and your luggage was searched at customs. How can you prove the British government are lying?”
Is it “Because Russians always tell the truth,” “Because it would be effeminate for a Russian man to carry female perfume in his luggage” or “Because liquids are not allowed in hand luggage because of terrorist attacks, so it would be impossible?”
And the correct answer is “Because liquids are not allowed in hand luggage because of terrorist attacks, so it would be impossible.”
Next question, “Where did the novichock come from?”
Is it “Russia,” “Porton Down” or “Home Depot?”
And the correct answer is “Porton Down.”
Next question, “Who put the novichok on the front door knob?”
Is it “You, to poison him,” “Him, to poison you” or “You’re so clever, you work it out?”
And the correct answer is “You’re so clever, you work it out.”
Next question. “If someone else put the novichok on the door knob, why were you not affected, but slight traces were found in your hotel room?”
Is it “Because it was snowing and you were wearing gloves,” “Because you didn’t touch the door knob” or “Because you’re immune?”
And the correct answer is “Because it was snowing and you were wearing gloves.”
Next question. “Was the novichok dumped in Amesbury by you?”
Is it “No, because we had already arrived back in Russia,” “Yes” or “How should we know”?
And the correct answer is “No, because we had already arrived back in Russia.”
Next question, “How did the novichok get to be dumped in Amesbury?”
Is it “Because it was planted there,” “Because the poisoned people were found between Amesbury and their home in Salisbury” or “Because you put it there?”
And the correct answer is “Because the poisoned people were found between Amesbury and their home in Salisbury.”
Next question. “Do you think you have been framed?”
Is it “Yes,” “No” or “Yes and no.”
And the correct answer is “Yes.”
Last question. “Why were you framed?”
Is it “For political reasons,” “For personal reasons” or “For political and personal reasons?”
And the correct answer is “For political and personal reasons.”
“Congratulations, you’re through to the final Chase. Will our team go home with the jackpot, or will they be caught in the final Chase and go home with nothing? We’ll find out after the break!”
Anyway, it’s time for us to go now.
Say goodnight to all the nice people around the world
OK, goodnight folks. See you next Tuesday.